i was/am never concerned with what i look. But i am concerned with what i do smell. I`ve never used beauty products or anything which deals with make-ups and the like. I`d rather prefer something with scents. I just love the feeling of being quote and quote ..mabango! by the way, im a self-confessed perfume slash hygiene freak. well, that line kinda sucks. who cares?! with which, I developed allergic rhinitis. in short, dust/ pollution/ cigarette smoke sucks. how many times should i say the word?! cursing takes place. i so hate those stuff.

i am not a celeb so i don`t have any beauty regimen.. Just drink a lot of water (it will surely help!), sleep early (not applicable. waha! well, be off at around 3am., and you`re done. that`s it.), don`t wear make-up (well, i don`t!), avoid stress (who can!?), don`t smoke (yuck! smoking sucks plus it causes countless disease which might lead to coma then death.. So, better stop it or else you`ll miss half of your life. As they often advertise, cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health. Yea! it is.

Okay, above tips should be completely deleted by you, of course. Pfft. clap. clap. clap. Mind you, the impulsive writer is not a beauty guru. Hence, she is just an artificial artificial editor-in-chief. dream on kaye!

Going back, i surely cannot live our house without a bottle or two of eau de toilette. i told you, i am a sucker. haha! My friends know me for that. I just want to look good and feel good.

I love spraying or putting something on my body. Not on my face because im sorta allergic to cosmetics and stuff. i just apply some make-up if there is a special occasion or whatever. blah. blah. blah. but expect an upcoming zit tomorrow. i hate it.

Here are some of the things or products i apply on my body, with due respect, your honor.

The list thus follows:

1. The Body shop`s melonseeds body oil - my favourite body oil. i liked it because of its smell and it really does help you shine, feel good and smell good. You can apply it elsewhere because it is indeed, pocket-y!
2. Nivea`s whipped lotion - Just like an ordinary lotion. it leaves a soothing effect.
3. Chapstick - Evry girl/man should have this. For some unexplainable reasons. This ois the only thing that i apply in my lips. You can bring it anywhere. Dry, chapped lips is a NO-NO if you have this weapon. i love thee.
4. The Body shop`s born lippy last (strawberry) - ahah! i used to like it. but survey says that it darkens thy lips. ditched this for number 4. chende?
5. Dolce and Gabanna Light Blue - One of my favourite scents ever. it is sooo feminine. (which is not so me!) blech. Well, it really smells good it lasts longer. swooosh..im smelling it right now. i attest that we, girls should smell this way for our R.
6. Elizabeth Arden`s Green Tea - i looove the smell. My second favourite. i just love the smell of green tea. when i wear this scent, people often asks me what scent am i wearing.
7. Ysa Botanica Papaya soap - Now, the secret has been known. Use it in your face, not in your bod.. arite?
8. Neutrogena`s Deep Clean cleansing foam - Hmmm.. alright, it cleanses your face.. and then?!
9. Benzoyl Peroxide a.k.a Panoxyl - 0.5% does it better. Reapply.. then reapply.. reapply.. reapply.. just continue it. Patience is a virtue, eh? No reapplication, no regeneration. Adieu pimples.
10. J. Lo - You better ditch this!
11. GAP Dream - just dream.. and you`ll eventually smell it. Kidding aside, it smells good too. my cousin first loved it, must I confess that I love thee.
12. DKNY`s Be Delicious - I also love the scent. waaah. a thumbs up again. i also loive the package.. its kinda unique and it smells so citrus-y!
13. Bvlgari Extreme - I told you, i do have a collection of perfumes/ eau de toilette. This scent is for men.. really! but i don`t know why i sooo love this. Maybe i have a masculine touch. Ironically, I use this scent as much as D&G light blue does. its simple adorable and as if you`d fall inlove with a man who wears this scent. soo clean.
14. Petroleum Jelly - It is a necessiy for it has many uses: soften dry skin, soothes chapped lips and skins, removes make-ups and for minor burns.
15. pH 5.5 - Do your douching girl. Dooderlein bacilli on the go.
16. Placenta cream - oh, i cannot afford. i don`t need this anymore. Just contact Dra. Sembrano for further details. it is used topically by r.k. girls. well, not me. For a shiny and flawless face in the planet.
17. Rexona - it won`t let you down. Need i say more?
18. Beauty bar`s bees wax - A hand moisturizer perfect for rough-surfaced palms. it can work on dry lips too.
19. Davidoff`s Cool Water for women - Just a mainstream perfume. hmmm.. the scent is cool, eh?
20. GAP White - Whatta nice airfreshener.
21. Estee Lauder`s Pleasures - Wherefore art thou? Inhale then you`ll know what you`ve been looking for.. Exhale and you lost the smell. My tita`s favorite perfume, so was I --(but that was before! uhmm..like 4years ago?!)
22. Neutrogena`s body oil - It leaves your skin soft, shiny, flawless and oh, so perfect.
23. Jergen`s Ultrahealing lotion - hear that?! heal what?! (whoa! really? it does?) ..i don`t think so!
24. Dermovate NN - For some skin whatever. It is useful, though. An anti-inflammatory. capice?!
25. Elizabeth Arden`s oh-i-cannot-remember-thy-name - identity please. it is also a good scent which i cannot promote and ask in the perfume stalls for some idolatry reasons.
26. Victoria`s Secret`s Love spell and secret crush - too many flavors. define love and crush.. that`s what Victoria is.
27. Maybelline`s concealer - Apply it theoretically. conceal thy bulky eyebags.
28. Stresstabs - deal with it.
29. Excedrin 500mg - if migraine occurs, consult this drug and pain shall be relieved.
30. Ralph Lauren`s Glamorous - A not-so perfume. I like R.L Romance (especially for men!) better than this.
31. Bench`s Hand Sanitizer in Strawberry flavor - clean thy hands. kills bacteria in no time.

Adieu. so much for health/beauty and lastly perfume products.. Remember: Don`t splurge that much. Simplicity.